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workin’ it out…

You know that $600 tax rebate check that most of us got in the mail recently from Uncle Sam? What I really wanted to do with that money was to put it towards a brand new big, flat-screen tv. However, I am trying to re-prioritize and my one day tv ...

another sad day…

The world has lost another comic genius as George Carlin passed away yesterday in Los Angeles of heart failure. Mr. Carlin was really a one of a kind talent who made people laugh and think. My brother was a HUGE Carlin fan, which is how I discoverd him ...

seriously?

file this under "shit happens...move on". this guy's mother must be so proud he went to law school.

Mike Myers

Last night on NBC, they showed the Best Of Mike Myers special, in order to promote the already over-promoted "The Love Guru". It's highly unlikely that I will see this movie in the theaters, but seeing the show last night reminded me just how much I adored Mike Myers during ...

My outer Fat Girl

So I've been thinking lately that it might be time to join the gym and start working out again. The other day at work, I got confirmation on that. There's an older lady named Connie who comes into the bar every afternoon. Connie is one of my favorite patrons. ...

My inner Fat Girl

Listen up, I have some news for you. I have a Fat Girl living inside of me. In fact, we all do. The inner fat girl phenomenon started a few years ago when the Gay White Oprah and Poodle, my two best gays, decided that they were not responsible for ...

News at 5…

Another one for the "It Could Be Worse" files. This guy really hates his current job. Or his life. Or just the location? I'm not sure, but either way...he's not happy. Watching this clip, however, makes me VERY happy. Enjoy.

Withdrawl

I'll admit it. It's 11:10PM and I want to turn the television on. It's ok. I'm not going to, and I can live with the fact that I really want to. I have had a very productive day, and one thing I've learned is that I can still get a ...

COLD TURKEY

I have an addiction. To television. It’s actually a problem sometimes. While most people watch tv in moderation, I watch it like it’s my job. Pretty much, if i’m home, my tv is on. That may be a slight exaggeration, but ...

Passions Pavillions

So there's a grocery store near my apartment that used to be called Pavilions. About a year ago, I decided to officially rename it Passions Pavilions. Within a very short period of time, I had encountered two actors from Passions, one of my favorite shows. There are ...